Chuck Norris!!
Lately I heard about Chuck Norris n got this page on the web which tickles me to tears: 1)There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 2)Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 3)Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 4)Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 5)If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 6)Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. 7)Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear 8)Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 9)Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. 10)Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one 11)The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. 12)Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They ma...