Chuck Norris!!

Lately I heard about Chuck Norris n got this page on the web which tickles me to tears:
1)There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2)Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
3)Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
4)Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
5)If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
6)Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
7)Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear
8)Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
9)Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
10)Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
11)The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
12)Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
13)Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
14)Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
15)Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
16)Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
17)Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
18)Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
yeah thats enuf..=))..hahahahahah!!I like this!!!Who is Chuck Norris??!!